![]() 06/12/2019 at 18:32 • Filed to: Stanley Cup, stanley cup playoffs, St. Louis Blues, St. Louis, Blues, Hockey, NHL, Slidey Puck, Sports, Sperts, Whimsy | ![]() | ![]() |
What does a St. Louis-style Stanley Cup look like?
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As long as it doesn’t have that nasty Provel on it
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What fucking degenerate cuts bagel s like that
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:00 |
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Hopes and dreams.
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:04 |
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People in St. Louis
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:09 |
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Burn. It. Down.
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Good news: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_Fire_(1849)
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lol
I’m from St. Louis and I’ve never had it like that. It’s a panara bread thing. Which was St. Louis Bread Company before it got bought out and went national.
I eat bagels with Asiago cheese, whole
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We're about to find out in a few hours.
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The only people I've seen cut bagels like that is Panera.
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:22 |
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I'm still pissed that a team that had The Great One and The Golden Brett on it at the same time couldn't win a Cup.
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As someone who lives in STL suburbs, I had literally never see this until the internet erupted.
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This is the most polite way to cut a bagel. If Karen in accounting only wants half, this prevents her from taking the good part. Every piece of bagel has similar good to bad ratios. Plus, this is the Midwest, think of how much more cream cheese you can use per bagel if you cut them into 8 slices.
But, if I had to guess, a St. Louis cup would look like a normal Stanley cup, but filled with the king of beers. And more than one Cardinal sticker slapped on there for good measure.
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:27 |
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I don't know those references. I'm from New England lol I was being an asshole.
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Of course you don’t see it; you don’t live in St. Louis.
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:29 |
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Wayne Gretzsky and Brett Hull.
In that case, fuck the Bruins :)
![]() 06/12/2019 at 19:30 |
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Ask their equally garbage baseball team.
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Weirdly the St. Louis suburbs often have a St. Louis address because the county shares the same name as the city.
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I’ve lived in STL since ‘14 & have not either. But I go to Einstein’s bagels or independent shops instead of Panera.
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But the Blues are good enough to play for the Cup tonight, and the Cardinals are barley above .500
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I’ve lived here in STL for 7 years now and have eaten plenty of bagels get I have never once seen bagels cut this way. We have our weird food in this town , but I really don’t think bagels so mangled is a common thing.
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Sliced bagels are great. Haters gonna hate.
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It looks a lot like this!
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You think that’s bad, w ait until you see how they defend their “pizza”.
https://thetakeout.com/do-not-mock-st-louis-style-pizza-provel-1834177305
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